Who do you think will win?

There is a lot of speculation floating around in the blogosphere as to who will take home the summer league trophy this year. It’s tough to predict a winner even when the teams have been picked, but trying to determine the future champions based on one member of each team is stupid, pointless, and a complete waste of time. Still, it needs to be done.

Here’s a complete breakdown of this year’s captains:

  • Paul Johnson – Oldest of the four captains; likes to fight; Canadian; will probably name his team the “Lacrosstitutes,” which is a clever mix of the words “Lacrosse” and “Prostitutes”; sort-of, kind-of, not-really won 2009 championship. Alias: Don Pablo.
  • Vann Hamilton Joines III – First-year captain; makes transition to short stick specifically to comply with “stupid summer league rules;” coaches Jesuit’s Varsity lax team; from out-of-town; works for non-profit. Alias: The Vannimal.
  • Zachary Gong – First-year captain; makes transition to short stick specifically to comply with “stupid summer league rules;” coaches Jesuit’s Varsity lax team; from out-of-town; works for non-profit. Alias: “Sensai” / The Ken Watanabe of Lacrosse
  • Phil Niddrie Jr. (not really Jr. but he’s the old man’s son) – Second year captain; 2009 regular season champ with 8-1 record; should have won 2009 championship but a lot of key people were missing for that game; favorite pastime: berating referees/teammates; Alias: The Chosen One.

So now that you have a completely unbiased bio of all the captains, tell us: Who do you think will win?

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12 Responses to Who do you think will win?

  1. Tim benedetto says:

    WTF what happened to rob?

  2. zacharygong says:

    nickname: “Sensai”…
    the Ken Watanabe of lacrosse.

  3. macbulloch says:

    vann has the advantage of rockin phil collins before each game

  4. zacharygong says:

    If you think for a second that it wasn’t ME who instituted Phil Collins, you are sorely mistaken, lil’ Commish.

  5. Dominic "the Dominator" Graves says:

    Tutes all the way

  6. Dominic "the Dominator" Graves says:

    So how many goalies do you guys have this year…?

  7. bossman5 says:

    4 or 5 maybe..

  8. boozedoode says:

    i would rather be the sleeper team. raping everyone again during the regular season isn’t necessary.

  9. Hallaxer says:

    zach you better start listening to spice girls for warm-ups…it gets me going!

  10. Not the oldest guy, but close says:

    The Chuck Barristers definitely have to be odds on faves to knock off the Don Pablo Pole Dancers!

  11. tyler says:

    this picture of vann was an excellent choice. It shows his thinking face.

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